Now, this really is poetry. Well, poetry to me anyhow.
Welcome to our kitchen... it NEVER looks like this. This morning we have been cleaning like mad things as this afternoon we have an agent coming to value our house. (And, frankly the place is a tip, so it's a good excuse).
We are not going to put the house on the market, but recently have started to think about the possibilities of moving and would like to know the value so we can start looking with a bit more sincerity.